Afgan-I-Stand

  • What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?

    Afgan-I-Stand.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is peak dad humor. It's a pun, see? "Afghanistan" sounds like "Afgan-I-Stand." Get it? The soldier's legs were fixed, so now he can stand. You probably need your legs fixed too because you ain't walkin' right, pal.

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