What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
Short Jokes
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"
Can bees fly higher than Mt. Everest? No? Actually, they can. Mt. Everest can't fly.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
š: You're so hot!
š: How are you single?
āļø: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you call a sandwich š„Ŗ full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! š
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
I am glass! People see right through me.
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! šš
Loud Korea noise.
Why did the lemon š go to the doctor š©āāļø?
Because he had a sour stomach.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! šš¤£šš¤£šš¤£
There is a party in my mouth, and your dick is invited.
