Clergyman jokes

What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?

A panhandler.

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"