Clergyman jokes

What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?

A panhandler.

Boy goes to Confession.

Boy: "What are you doing, father?"

Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."

Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"

Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

When the priest said, "Be gone from this boy, demon!" the demon replied, "And you get out of the boy!"

How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.

If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?

The Royal Commission.

Alternatively, Tony Abbott.