Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Short Jokes
Bessie Coleman - I don't want to be a flier cause I am African American.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Ouch!
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
