Short jokes
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
Boomer.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
I'm gay.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.