Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Short Jokes
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Wee dyslexic boy and girl in class.
Wee boy says, "Can you smell gas?"
Wee girl replies, "I canny even smell my name!"
Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Why did the boy put the potatoes š„ on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! ššššš
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
That moment when the disabled kid has to take the Pacer test.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
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