Short jokes
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Orphans will eat toes for food.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Have you heard about the movie "Constipation"?
No, because it never came out...
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I can't wait to have 2020 in my hindsight.