Orphan Job Application

This joke plays on the double meaning of "family company." It's funny because it suggests that a company run by a family would only hire people who are part of that family, and it uses the tragic situation of being an orphan to make the premise absurd.

• Orphan
• Company
• Family
• Work
• Employment
• SC Johnson

• Why can't orphans open a family business? Because there is no family.
• Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.
• Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree? Cause it’s a family business.
• Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.