Short jokes
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
Bum.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.
His girls clapped, BTW. 😬
Dan, I'd bent.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.