The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Short Jokes
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
Cut.
