Short jokes
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.
Biden
Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What do you read on Halloween?
What's a witch's favorite subject?
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and you're wet.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"