Short jokes
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.