Short jokes
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
Bob: Hey bud, remember we're going to space!
Carol: Really? I forgot to planet.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
I'm glad we're all going virtual so I can cuss in front of my class and blame it on my stupid siblings.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Donald Trump is getting all the perks of 2020. He got COVID and lost his job.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.