Short jokes
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. đ
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What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
Theyâre both a fruit AND a vegetable!
How do gay guys finish prayer?
âGAYMEN!â
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
Best friend: Letâs get tattoos of our parents.
Orphan: I donât have parents.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Why canât orphans buy ice cream?
They donât have money.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
You know I want an ADHD cure.
When?
Squirrel!