Short jokes
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What is the Titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
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What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []
Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
What song genre do the national anthems fit into?
Country.
What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?
A waterfall.