Short jokes
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Doin (DYM 4)
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.