Short jokes
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
ElectroBOOM is a SHOCKING YouTuber! (I can't believe he is still alive!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Amelie is a meanie.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
One day, I love you.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.