Short jokes
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
I sat down and wrote a joke.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.
I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.
Your mom's so heavy that it caused Atlas, the Titan, to slip a disc.
What do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common?
They're both hookers.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
My asian neighbors dinner.
My favorite website.
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
Prawn cocktail.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.