Turkey Centipede Cross

Listen up, you silly goose! A "centipede" is a bug with a gazillion legs, right? And a turkey is a bird that people eat, especially for Thanksgiving. So, if you combine them, you get a turkey with a bazillion legs. And what's the best part of a turkey? The drumsticks, duh! So, more legs equals more drumsticks for everyone! It's funny 'cause it's ridiculous, and you're kinda ridiculous too for not getting it right away!