Tour de France Winner's Reminder

  • And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.

    To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy. You think the yellow jersey is just 'cause it looks nice? Nope! It's a reminder for the winner to stay hydrated! If his piss ain't yellow, he ain't drinking enough! Duh!

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  • That's grossly hillarious!

    Faint Swordfish

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