And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. You think the yellow jersey is just 'cause it looks nice? Nope! It's a reminder for the winner to stay hydrated! If his piss ain't yellow, he ain't drinking enough! Duh!
Gwen
That's grossly hillarious!