Short jokes
Let's take a look at the Swedish bench for today's game. $12.99 from Ikea.
In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.
It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
My mom told me to look for a bill in her file at her home office. Instead, I grabbed my sister's adoption papers.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?