What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Short Jokes
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Your hairline!
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
These are all racist. 😂
What did the horse say when his throat was sore?
I have a hoarse throat!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
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