Short jokes
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
Murueurx.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.