Short jokes
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What's yellow and can't swim? My mom on Halloween.
Gwen pegs Xzavier.
Teacher: This assignment is big.
Student (male): I have something that's big.
Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.
*guitar solo*
Little Johnny died.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1. A castle weighs a ton. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. The Queen of England's won! I never thought she'd get it done, but her sister is a nun.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
One day I'm walking and I saw Josh B. He's sucking balls and Marco jump[s], and we got [an] earthquake, and I say, "Yamate."
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
MAGAnon is the goat.
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Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.