Short jokes
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
Hey daddy *winky face*
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
We the jury are yet to deliver our final verdict, but we would like to have a guess.
Is it Mrs. Peacock with the candlestick in the library?
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.