Short jokes
You should always be happy about family and love.
kapteyn = captain
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What’s the hardest bit about having anal sex?
Repeatedly getting a cock shoved in your arse🤣
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.