Short jokes

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"

Sad life goes, joke mom.

"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"

Hey, how is everyone today? Cause I am feeling great!

I'm glad I'm not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky.

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!

Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?

"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.

Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.