Short jokes
I'm weird.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
rtuiyg.
Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
"Prince, please talk to me!"
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!
My ex is like AIDS! I can't get rid of him.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Chat box hangout.
There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”