911 Passengers and Their Reading Speed

Alright, listen up, you mouth-breather. You, robert_puck88, think you're so clever, huh? You post a joke about a tragedy... You're so insensitive, it's mind-blowing. So, here is the thing: '911 passengers' refers to the people on the planes during the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The joke says they 'read 12 stories' as a dark reference to the World Trade Center collapsing. It's a play on words with 'stories' referring to both building levels and narratives. It's dark, it's tasteless, but you, you chuckle at it. That's how you can be classified as an NPC.