Short jokes
So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"
What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
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So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Your mama.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?