Short jokes
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom, and you look at your friend because it's the kid you predicted.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."