Short jokes

Why are midgets short?

'Cause they are!

What is the difference between an American and a computer?

An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.

My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!

What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Mom! (DYM 14)

Hey Qwen, it's me.

Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?

Because they have to land at houses.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"