Short jokes
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Your bitch has Covid-19.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Dababy
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.