Short jokes
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Doin (DYM 4)
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge? "(sign language)"
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
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What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.