Short jokes
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What’s red and very rare?
A baby in a blender.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!