Short jokes
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.