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Short Jokes
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Your mama.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What did you call a school that got blown up?
If you play games, go play on your sister.
Mom: Son, get up for school.
Son: I AM UP *holds up books and says I'm up* IM UP MOM!
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
