Short jokes
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
What is an owl that wears armor?
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
Mom, Mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand.
Little Johnny, good! But he's not "bien" yet.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
I took a sip of water.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What's yellow and can’t swim?
Your dead fish.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!