Short jokes
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Yeestt?
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Nobody really liked our fireplace.
So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.