Short jokes
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left hanging.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!
Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Aahhhhhh!
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
Look, it's the dead center of town!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Comment if u liked the picture of Gwen in her "Bra."
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!