Short jokes
Me: You stupid. Guy: You straight. Me: Sorry, I'm not a mirror.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?
Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
I walked up to a man, and he said, "How's the weather up there?" and then I pushed him into the street to get hit by a bus.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Kid: Mom, do trees poop?
Mom: Yes. That is how we get #2 pencils.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Kid: Dad, what is it like to be drunk?
Dad: You see those two trees over there? If you were drunk, you would see four.
Kid: Dad, there is only one tree.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
You.
If I make a great joke, I will pay for it.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂