Short jokes

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

I’m not racist. I just have black guns.

Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Among Us players after saying "Self Report!" to the police officers who find a dead body in their basement.

Trump's coming back.

Yes, yes~.

Trump's coming back!

I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂

What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁

Nononono.

"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."

Ur mom.

Oh wait, you don't have one.

Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Let's make this the most liked and commented on this website.

What screams I’m insecure?

Win a free ride in a police car! Just pick up a knife and use it!

I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.

In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.