Short jokes
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
The depressed kid went to give a tree a high five...
...but it left him hanging.
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Gwen, can we chat in this link?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
I'm weird.
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
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Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?
Because he can't handle all six perks.
"Prince, please talk to me!"
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?