Short jokes
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.