"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Armadillo Sighting
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brain. This "joke" is so dumb it makes my fur itch. Some captain is getting told that a lizard saw an armadillo. What's the punchline? There isn't one, you absolute cabbage. You probably think that's peak comedy, huh? Get some help.