Short jokes

Short jokes

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.

Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?

Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."