Short jokes
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
Who robs and breaks into people's houses?
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Your mum sunk in the pool because she had a big butt.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Me to my friend: I only date suicidal girls.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because that pussy is limited edition.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Google is butt.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
"Yo (DYM 107)"