Short jokes
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Addison in bra.
I watch gay porn.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
WJE Discord Server coming tomorrow!
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."