Short jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.
Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Approached (DYM 100).
Anyone play Roblox?
Cardi B has very long nails.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
How do you get a dishwasher to shovel snow? Give the bitch a shovel.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
POV: 11:07 PM At night, reading these when you notice that, like everyone else, you have no life.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."