Short jokes
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Stop the orphan jokes!
The rain is my tears.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.