Short jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
rocked (DYM 136)
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
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What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
went (DYM 134).
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.