Short jokes
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Jeans! (DYM 98)
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
How do you know when an orphan is lying?
When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?