Short jokes

Short jokes

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.

How do you know when an orphan is lying?

When they say, "I swear on my mother's life."

Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?