Short jokes
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
EHO?
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
RTG iceberg?
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
My grandpa died during World War II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have ever seen. RIP.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”