Short jokes
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Ratio.
Jugs!
This isn’t a joke, but my name [is] Mr. Cheese.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Why did the sheep die? Cos he wasn’t pretty enough.
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
I need to speak to Water Sharky.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.