Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Short Jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
hej765
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Harrison
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Don't crack this joke up!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
