Short jokes
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If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
"Stephen Hawking was talking about a cash register at Costco when he said I can’t stand these people. 😳😳😳😳😳😳 What did he saaaaaaayyyyyyy?"
School's being safe.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Your future.
Cheese.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
But he could only get 1 trade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Wassup? (DYM 109)
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.