Motherboard jokes
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.