Motherboard jokes
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.