Motherboard jokes
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.