Short jokes
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
Later (DYM 125)
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? A Little Caesars.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
What is Jesus' favorite sport? CrossFit.
minutes (DYM 124)
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What da dog doin'?
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Five (DYM 123).
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.