It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
Short Jokes
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.
Yo, if you don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
My fucking life, cya.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
