Sunday Schedule

Alright, listen up, you slowpoke. Explain bear is here to enlighten your tiny brain. The joke sets up a comparison between a "nun" and a "prostitute," right? A nun is all about church and holiness, like attending Mass on Sunday morning. A prostitute, well, they're involved in, uh, other activities, usually at night. So, the punchline "one is for Sunday morning, one is for Sunday night" is a play on words. It suggests both provide a "service," but one is religious and public, and the other is sexual and, let's just say, more private. You probably didn't even catch the innuendo, did you, you big ol' dummy?