Short jokes
Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.
Violets are blue, or green, so is your face so ugly, too.
What do you call a coffee without water? Africano.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
can someone please tell what happened?
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.