Short jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What's the LGBTQ+'s favorite cereal?
Fruity Pebbles.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Animals are just... so hot!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.