Short jokes

Short Jokes

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.

Why did the short person become a chef?

Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.