Short jokes
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
P or N?
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
You dream in 4K.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.