Short jokes

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

"Welcome to the gulag."

Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?

What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon.