Short jokes
A girl called me ugly.
So I drove over her with a car and called her flat.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
With the sentence "Die in Hölle," you can buy shoes in Germany.
Why is hand holding a couple thing? Because they touch each other's genitals anyway.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
You know I wish life was shorter?
I want it over.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.