Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Short Jokes
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
