Short jokes
I know what I want to be for Halloween! A pumpkin! I'm very good at carving into myself, after all.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
I was hunting at night for deer, and then I found one and shot it. I realized the deer I shot was actually my ex...
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Landing Greasy Grove.
Kobi shops at Aldi.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?