Short jokes
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I can't spell. Spell. Pels. Slepe. Spell. Ellpas[a[dpa[pw[paew[pfopaojf[apdkoc[asndcsdokd Fkuc.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus
Dislike if: - You are horny.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
;)
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
I was an orphan as a kid, and I'm pretty sure my favorite thing was seeing parents with their kids.
I think we know why.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
South's losing to Broncos. 😹