Short jokes
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Big mummy milkers...
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*