Short jokes
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
I am a joke.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."